Erik Ten Hag Is Ruining Man Utd By Exposing Casemiro
“He looked like he was 45!” Agbonlahor said regarding Casemiro in United’s 3-1 home defeat to Brighton in the middle of September last year. The cracks were clear. Fast forward eight months and another performance of horror was showcased, a display of terror no less unusual than all that was showcased in the months […]
The Salvation Trilogy of Kai, Granit & Sterling: Saving Raheem
The Trilogy is now complete. Saving Granit was the first edition. Saving Kai the next instalment. Saving Sterling is the final chapter. More on this later. Arsenal knew a forward was necessary. Discussions with Toney mid-season were followed by a surprise bid for Sesko. Both led to nothing. Havertz ‘rebirth as a CF changed […]
Chiesa: The Sensible Signing That Makes Sense
“Sometimes the best thing in life is to do nothing at all” Words of Sid Lowe pre warning Barcelona in 2017 to not blow the Neymar money which they so disastrously did on Coutinho, Griezmann & Dembele. Financially crippling Barca till today. A summer where sense departed and splurging on signings seduced Laporta. Liverpool today, […]
Explaining Why Martinelli Is Out Of Form
On Martinelli. He’s out of form, unable to beat his man in 1v1s & is struggling, just like he did for large parts of last season. But what is Martinelli? A question that if answered, untangles all the knots and complications as to why he is underperforming. He is a ball carrier, who holds […]
Trent & His Right Foot Deserve Special Treatment
In 13 seconds you fell in love on the motorway. Traffic lights cause further irritants for those behind you as you gaze on the green and only move in the most abrupt of motions due to the bibbing from behind. You’re 38 but have remembered what ambitions dreams can breed. That car. You inside of […]
How Pep Helped Sell Smith Rowe From Arsenal to Fulham
The Boy Who Couldn’t Stand Still And there it is. Emile Smith Rowe’s TIME is up. The Son has left and found a new home. The architect in the resurrection of Mikel has gone on to pastures new. Did Pep actually sell ESR to Fulham? Of course not, it’s not only inconceivable but also incredibly […]
Pep Vs The People & The Trial of Emile
FADE IN: EXT. ROYAL COURTS OF JUSTICE (LONDON) – DAY COURT HEARING: PEP VS THE PEOPLE OF ENGLISH TALENT ASSOCIATION Cameramen flashing and crowd and jury discussing aloud as the defendant makes an admission that breaks him emotionally. Mid 40s. Catalonian. Bronzed Skin. Wearing a grey suit and tie hangs […]
That Night In Barca
FADE IN: EXT. NOU CAMP – NIGHT WE OPEN with a bright evening in Catalonia. A Stadium covered in a sea of Navy & Blue memorabilia. There’s Drums on the north side, baying legions of frenzied Ultras on the left side, kids, mothers, sons and even the formal wearing executives in suits scattered […]
Spanish U21 Tournaments, The EPL & The Two Sides of Talent
On June 30th 2019, Spain U21’s faced Germany U21’s in the battle to conquer Europe. Del Fuentes Boys aim to restore the hubris of a better Spain, an opportunity to declare what is to beccome of the next generation who aspire to be the new great dominators of possession. A title once owned solely by the Spainsh.